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A Tibetan monk sees the face of Jesus in a tub of margarine. He immediately raises his eyes to the heavens and exclaims "I can't believe it's not Buddha!" A collection of buddha jokes and buddha puns. Enjoy these hilarious and funny buddha jokes. We've collected the best of buddha jokes and puns just for you.
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The Dalai Lama has talked about humor to the Buddhist, saying in "The Profound Mind" that the enlightened man finds their way to a real, non-superficial humor that can be self-effacing, due to the abandonment of the ego.
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"The big bad wolf," a goat said, "is meditating." "So?" said the bystander, "Isn't that a good thing.?" "Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!" upvote downvote report A man's fence is broken and he neess to hire someone to fix it
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71 buddha jokes and hilarious buddha puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about buddha that are clean and suitable for kids and friends. Take a break from the serious and learn to laugh at the absurd with these Buddha jokes!
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Buddhist Jokes Back to: Religious Jokes Q: Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners? A: Because they have no attachments. So, I hear reincarnation is making a comeback. Q: Why are politicians proof of reincarnation? A: You just can't get that screwed up in one lifetime. Q. What did the Buddhist say to the sandwich vendor at the ball game?
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14 Buddhist Jokes to Make you Forget to Take Yourself Seriously. follow 26.2k Followers 0 Elyane Youssef (749,400) Editor For more jokes: 10 Funny Zen Buddhist Jokes, 0 Punchlines. We're always so serious when it comes to Buddhism, right? Well, truthfully, Buddhist monks aren't as serious as we are.
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1. "Buddha told a joke, and everyone thought it was enlightening." 2. "When Buddha meditates, he goes into a deep 'Nirvana' state." 3. "Buddha always knows how to 'zen' the right message." 4. "Buddha loves his steamed buns, especially when they're 'kan-tsui'." 5. "Buddha said, 'I don't want to stress myself, I just want to 'be-happy'.'" 6.
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A Bodybuilder, a Muslim, a Buddhist monk, and an American. Satan comes over, whip in hand, and says: -Those who endure 10 whiplashes can go to Heaven, the rest will stay here in Hell! The American glances at the bodybuilder and is about to argue when Satan interrupts him, -Everyone can choose 1 thing to place at your back a.
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Jesus and Buddha are sitting in Heaven. Buddha: "I should've made one of those rules where people aren't allowed to depict me." Jesus: "Why?" Buddha: "They keep making me look fat!" Jesus: "Tell me about it. I've been a blond white guy for two thousand years!" upvote downvote report
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162 buddhist jokes and hilarious buddhist puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about buddhist that are clean and suitable for kids and friends. Looking for a good laugh? Read this article to find out some of the best Buddhist jokes - from Jewish Buddhist jokes to jokes about a monk, a monastery, and even Buddha himself!
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Buddhist Humor: The Early Canon. Posted on May 13, 2020 by Teahouse. There is a common misconception that Buddhism encourages people to adopt an austere attitude, and the fact that many Buddhists have a deep sense of humor is not widely known. Of course, comedy is subjective and what I call a joke may not appear as such to the general reader.
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Person 1: Knock, Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Cows go. Person 2: Cows go who? Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo! 200 79 comments ( 29) Knock-Knock, Animals, Person, Cows Gas in the restaurant Hot 2 years ago by Funny J I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas.
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Buddhist Humor Jokes #37 - 30. Buddhist Humor Jokes 37. Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three — one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change- and not-change it. 36. Why did the Buddhist coroner get fired? He kept marking the cause of death as "birth." 35.
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23 Hilarious Buddha Puns - Punstoppable 🛑 Buddha Puns The Buddha struggled with sending emails He was always leaving his attachments behind. 👍︎ 6 💬︎ 2 comments 👤︎ u/wcsoon 📅︎ Nov 19 2020 🚨︎ report What did Buddha say to the hotdog vendor? "Make me one with everything." 👍︎ 104 💬︎ 4 comments 👤︎ u/OmegaModelZXA 📅︎ Apr 09 2019 🚨︎ report
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Buddhist Jokes This joke may contain profanity. 🤔 I am over 18 A Jew, a Christian, a Muslim, a Buddhist, an Agnostic and an Atheist all walk into a restaurant. They talk, laugh, drink and become good friends. It's not a joke, it's what happens when you're not a fucking asshole.